Sunday, 31 January 2010

How to save pubs


A poll of random people on the internet suggests that an overwhelming 75% of respondents want more meat raffles in pubs. That's more than voted for morris dancing and dentist's chairs put together.

If you run a pub and trade is bad, you know what to do.

5 comments:

  1. yeah right, thats really going to save a non profitable pub.

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  2. That's more like a brilliant example of how rigged polls can be devised and misused to fabricate "evidence" of whatever "the people want" to be then triumphantly published and the parroted by the media.
    I'm even disappointed that meat raffles only made 75% of votes.

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  3. blimey - where was this poll???? I can't imagine anything more likely to put me off a pub than a meat raffle

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  4. Heh, the poll was on here.

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  5. I voted for meat raffles. I like meat, I like winning stuff, the idea has legs. As do lambs. mmmm... leg of lamb...

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