And I'm not talking about the Heineken, Miller or Guinness drinkers who clog up the internet with their opinion that their favoured accountant-brewed concoction is the best beer in the world. I mean people who know about beer but favour certain beers that I find nothing special about whatsoever.
Augustiner Edelstoff. I don't actually hate this stuff; it's perfectly acceptable but I don't see how it's any better than the equally dull products of the other big Munich breweries or how it deserves the fanatical devotion to it.
London Pride. Heavy, burnt-sugar beer with no hops to speak of. Why?
Budweiser Budvar. Tedious in the extreme. The dark version is slightly less dull than the pale, but not much.
Porterhouse Wrasslers XXXX. I've only ever been to the London one, and it's a nice bar, but the beer is dull, dull, dull. Better than Guinness of course, but that's damning with faint praise.