I love beer gardens; they're pretty much my favourite places to drink. There's nothing nicer than sitting in the shade under a chestnut tree, sipping a cool beer and watching afternoon slip into evening. Somehow the beer tastes nicer in the fresh air too.
Well, that's what I once thought. But now after reading this leaflet published by the Scottish Government, I've realised how wrong I was. This is what it says about drinking outside:
"Drinking outside increases your chances of having an accident or falling asleep outdoors and freezing to death (hypothermia)."
It's a wonder there are any Bavarians left alive.